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Ok well some of these are really funny an some are really dirrttyy!!lol...

Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done

*Some girls are cute, some girls are blazin', but me and my girls are just plain amazing.*
 
*Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.*
 
*I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the rest of the guys, take a number and wait in line.*
 
*I'm not conceited, I'm just simply aware of my sexy little self.*
 
 *I have PMS and ESP... that means, im a bitch that knows everything.*
 
*Good girls don't lie. Bad girls don't cry. Dumb girls need air. Naughty girls need underwear! Sweet girls aren't mean. Funny girls make a scene. Perfect girls have all the class. Mean girls will kick you ass. Smart girls will excel. Gossip girls will tell. Popular girls get all the boys. Little girls play with toys. Normal girls are nothing new. So which one applies to you?*
 
*Life is like a box of colored condoms. No matter what color you pick, you're gonna get screwed.*
 
Dont eva B-afraid 2come 2me &cry,Dont eva hesitate 2look me in dA eye,Dont ever B-afraid 2 tell me how U feel,Remember ur MiGurLz &we gotta keep it REAL
 

Sometimes I lay awake at night and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

If the average person is confused 45% of the time, that makes me above average, right?

Okay -- I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.

 

There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what just happened.

 

Everyone has the power to make others happy; some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it.

 
**NoRtH tO NoRtH, SoUtH tO SoUtH, bUt ThE BEST DiReCtiOn iS MoUtH tO MoUtH**
 

The best gift u can give is a hug: 1 size fits all...everything that's perfect is worth the fight

Yesterday was the past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift..That’s why they call it the present!

i`M NOT STUPiD , i JUST LACK COMMEN SENSE
i`M NOT A POSER , i JUST LiKE ALL KiNDS OF CLOTHES
i`M NOT MiSS POPULARiTY i JUST HAVE ALOT OF FRiENDS
i DON`T LiKE MY BOYFRiEND . i LOVE HiM
i DON`T iGNORE YOU , i JUST DON`T GiVE A SHiT
i`M NOT A BiTCH i`M JUST HONEST
i`M NOT MEAN . YOUR JUST WEAK
i`M NOT iNSECURE . i JUST DON`T TRUST PEOPLE